Remember that “Earth-shattering” report about how everybody quits twitter?
No? Well, good for you guys. Seriously, A+ for being able to firmly remove your head from the internet’s asshole. But that report really pissed people off. People who write on the internet about people who use particular websites on the internet. In other words the best people.
We come across a lot of empty and rarely updated tumblrs during our search for the worst. Which made us wonder about tumblr’s retention rate. This article says 85 percent, but that statistic is about as well attributed as C. Thomas Howell is still famous.
Aren’t your tumbltards angry about the lack of investigation that could reinforce your opinion that how you waste your time on the internet is the way other people waste time of the internet?
Pros: Who the fuck would squat on holiday.tumblr.com? The internet is a horrible place. Get outside and leave your ipod phones and macbooks at home. 3G and WiFi will probably give you cancer faster than the sun anyway.
