Look at this fucking awful tumblr

We are not all butterflies

permalink We are completely aware that we missed a post last Friday. In case you give a damn (Ed. Ha!) here’s why…
You see, it was about 10 o’clock Friday morning. We were sitting down to the morning staff meeting — our bear claws and black coffee with Jameson in hand — and guess who walks into our offices? Why none other than Eric Melvin from NOFX.
We know, right? Insane. Our inner 18-year-old selves were besides themselves with suppressed glee.
-What are you doing here, Eric?
-Well, I was in the area for a gig and I just wanted to visit my favorite snark tumblr.
So cool.
Anyway, this tumblr here sucks harder than the latest album from Pearl Jam, which our 28-year-old defense contractor roommate is probably psyched for. Enjoy.
Pros: Naw. Just kidding. Eric Melvin hates us more than he hates this.

We are completely aware that we missed a post last Friday. In case you give a damn (Ed. Ha!) here’s why…

You see, it was about 10 o’clock Friday morning. We were sitting down to the morning staff meeting — our bear claws and black coffee with Jameson in hand — and guess who walks into our offices? Why none other than Eric Melvin from NOFX.

We know, right? Insane. Our inner 18-year-old selves were besides themselves with suppressed glee.

-What are you doing here, Eric?

-Well, I was in the area for a gig and I just wanted to visit my favorite snark tumblr.

So cool.

Anyway, this tumblr here sucks harder than the latest album from Pearl Jam, which our 28-year-old defense contractor roommate is probably psyched for. Enjoy.

Pros: Naw. Just kidding. Eric Melvin hates us more than he hates this.