Look at this fucking awful tumblr

We are not all butterflies

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Take for instance your basic tumblr. Minimal IQ, shoddy construction and completely boring.
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Pros: The only good tumblr is a dead tumblr.

Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill tumblrs. To defeat the enemy, we must know the enemy.

Take for instance your basic tumblr. Minimal IQ, shoddy construction and completely boring.

Everyone is doing their part. Are you?

Join the Latfat Infantry and save the blogosphere. Service guarantees citizenship.

Would you like to know more?

Pros: The only good tumblr is a dead tumblr.