When we settle down, move out to the suburbs, and have a couple of kids we know we’re going to get asked by one, “Daddy, why do you chase Ambien with a half bottle of scotch and then beat Mommy?”
Then, if our kids aren’t already scarred by our answer (“Because Junior, Daddy was once the Dr. Gril Grissom of the tumblverse — exposing the semen stains of the Internet”) we will show them this tumblr.
Do we really need to explain what we find so horrifying about this?
We understand that everybody has things that make them happy, but we’d rather not acknowledge that this (not safe for your ability to ever sleep again) makes anybody feel good.
We fear blinking now, because we see images from there every time we close our eyes. We actually linked to one of the least disturbing images we could find.Pros: If really disturbing hentai is your thing, this is the place for you, which is apparently a lot of you.
