Awful band? Check
Awful nickname? Check
Awful fuck yeah! tumblr? Check
We had no idea who All Time Low was before coming across this shrine to their lead singer. Granted, there are plenty of great bands that we’ve never heard of. This pop punk thing from suburban Maryland is not one of them.
Coming across this thing is worse than walking in on your parents having sex, or walking in on your 28-year-old defense contractor roommate making jello shots. You know these things happen, but you certainly don’t need to see it actually happen.
Pros: Heaven for All Time Low fans, bulimics, or really anybody who needs to induce vomiting.
