Every idea has a seed, and this right here was ours. Coming across this thing makes you say: “Look at this fucking awful tumblr.”
If you had as many friends in real life as you do on your tumblog you wouldn’t need a tumblr at all. And she’s made sure that she would have all of the online friends she would ever need with an aggressive follow-every-tumblr-in-D.C. campaign.
Hi, My Name is Kia…I have a complex where I must be loved by all, and I will document all the cases where I’m not loved.
Oh, and gee wiz, thank god. Cause I didn’t know how to find you on Twitter, Flickr, Facebook, or AIM, Lafst.fm. Glad I could find you are on one of the numerous horrible tumbl-groups you belong to.
And then there’s this. Woof.
So thank you from the bottom of our hearts, Hi, My Name is Kia. We seriously appreciate your gift to our endevour. Being that singular inspiration to our chronicling of the worst should make you proud.
God speed.
Pros: This Recording can’t unfollow her, a perfect online scrapbook of annoying, inexplicable trends.
